"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die want to go where they went." - Will Rogers

"We give dogs time we can spare, space we can spare and love we can spare. And in return, dogs give us their all. - M. Facklam

"The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue." - Anonymous

"Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog." - Franklin P. Jones

"I wonder what goes through his mind when he sees us peeing in his water bowl." - Penny Ward Moser

"A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn round three times before lying down." - Robert Benchley

"Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." - Ann Landers

"There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face." - Ben Williams

"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." - Josh Billings

"The average dog is a nicer person than the average person." - Andrew A. Rooney

"If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." - James Thurber

"He cannot be a gentleman that loveth not a dog." - Old English Proverb